The first Thanksgiving
On this day 200 years ago, Goku saved the Native Americans from Omega Shenron. They asked what they could do to repay him and Goku replied

Yes we can do it
When the client asks if you can do it for cheaper...

Who else?
Me:I don't need a grocery cart 6 mins later:

Ummm ok
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Science
1) wait for it to rain Dead bodies float in water 3) fly 2) Kill yourself

We don't want your decission
Zombie apocalypse: *starts* 14 year old white girls in unaffected parts of the planet: 2F Protesting Man Zombies are people, too!

Big family
Interview for a shitty job starter pack

American propaganda
HOW PEOPLE THINK WW2 WAS STARECAT.COM HOW IT REALLY WAS

Gender equality
Girl: hits me* Also girl: haha you can't hit me back Me who yearns for true gender equality: Who decided that?

Study harder
Professor: study harder, you're the future of our country. Me studying hard to leave the country.