Fuck
judge: i sentence you to the maximum
punishment...
Me: (whispering) please be death,
please be death..
judge: learn java
Me: fuck

Free
if a service dog without a person
approaches you, it means the person is
down and in need of help. follow the dog
and you'll get a free purse or wallet

Leaked
Ubisoft 2030:
ASSASSINS
CREED
Beginning

Philosophers were great
Ancient philosophers:
Modern philosophers:
pakalu papito
@pakalupapito
life is soup, i am fork

Facts don't matter
FAGTS
DON'T
MATTER!
JOEDATOR

Black Lives Matter
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME
Adob Stock
I'M ACTUALLY ENDING RACISM

China has the best election system
Counting
votes in UŠA
elections
Counting
votes in Indian
elections
Counting votes
in Chinese
elections
We don't do that here

Oil is love
There's oil in heaven
US army:

Allways
*Airport Metal detector goes off*
Airport security:
What has it got in its nasty little
pocketses?

Confusing
White People : All asians look the same
Also White People;
Margot Robbie
Jaime Pressly
AI
Emma Mackey
Samara Weaving