Science
1) wait for it to rain Dead bodies float in water 3) fly 2) Kill yourself

Back to work!
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My dreams
Friend:I had a dream I was dating my crush! My dreams: Rebatgesha38

The end
7 year old me switching on the car light for one second My dad:

It is nice to be an adult
I CANT WAIT TO GROW UP! IT LOOKS FUN TO BE AN ADULT DRINKING IT'S GREAT! ME PARTY 18+ SEX THANKS! WORK BILLS STRESS As Cronicas de Wesley MOTHERFUCKER BACK PAIN

Model
When you're too busy being photogenic to help break up the fight

Richkid
Ber YOU HAVE A МАТH EXAM 76 3 OF Bernie YOUR DAD WILL GIVE YOU $300 IF YOU PASS YOUR MOM WILL Berni GIVE YOU $500 IF YOU PASS YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET $1000 IF nie YOU PASS

Let's hangout
Nurse: So. do you drink, smoke, or use any narcotics? Patient: Yeah, I'm down for whatever. We should hang out sometime. @TheMensRoom1

Magic
This is my body This is my blood is your card. And this... FB.COM/BOMDIAETAL

Mama is thirsty
Aang, did you know your body is 70% water? TPGMP Because Mama's thirsty.