Look, a turtle!
Supervisor: Do you have any special skills? Me: Look, a turtle! GARCIA

Yes Kaboom
*U.S. administration having a random issue* U.S. military: Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom

CCTV for Hogwarts
MOST OF THE PROBLEMS AT HOGWARTS COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED BY ADDING A COUPLE SECURITY CAMERAS TO THE HALLWAYS imgflip.com

Ankward moment
FREUD EXPLAINING THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX HIS MOTHER

Because poor countries can't afford printers
10 year old me asking why poor countries don't just print more money My teacher who just said

He is right
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food Where is that written? FORL In the name, CAT food

You are wrong
Teacher: Don't be afraid to participate, there are no wrong answers. Me: *participates* Teacher: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong

Don't buy this shit
Essential oil companies after inventing anti-vaxxers just to sell more essential oils Business is boomin'!

Meetings
We need to come up with a new mobile design!!! Ideas? pshh (Meoww.. - --- I think we need to cre..e... a.. ptttr John has left the meeting.. Internet unstable

Shit!
Therapist :The only person who can bring peace to you right now Me: *please don't say you* Therapist : Is you FUCK