Look, a turtle!
Supervisor: Do you have any special skills?
Me: Look, a turtle!
GARCIA

Yes Kaboom
*U.S. administration
having a random issue*
U.S. military:
Kaboom?
Yes Rico, kaboom

CCTV for Hogwarts
MOST OF THE PROBLEMS AT HOGWARTS
COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED BY ADDING
A COUPLE SECURITY CAMERAS TO THE HALLWAYS
imgflip.com

Ankward moment
FREUD EXPLAINING THE
OEDIPUS COMPLEX
HIS MOTHER

Because poor countries can't afford printers
10 year old me asking why
poor countries don't just
print more money
My teacher who just said

He is right
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
Where is
that written?
FORL
In the name,
CAT food

You are wrong
Teacher: Don't be afraid to participate,
there are no wrong answers.
Me: *participates*
Teacher:
Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong

Don't buy this shit
Essential oil companies after
inventing anti-vaxxers just
to sell more essential oils
Business is boomin'!

Meetings
We need to come up with
a new mobile design!!! Ideas?
pshh
(Meoww..
- ---
I think we need
to cre..e... a..
ptttr
John has left the meeting..
Internet unstable

Shit!
Therapist :The only
person who can bring
peace to you right now
Me: *please don't say you*
Therapist : Is you
FUCK