Everynight
I'M GONNA SLEEP EARLY TODAY! THOUGHTS... THOUGHTS... THOUGHTS! VIAKAVISH

This is torture
Doctor:

Real Life Hangman
HOW ABOUT A

I can't spot the difference
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

In alternate universe
in alternate universe: *John wick dies* his dog:

Follow your dreams
Never let your disability limit your ambitions Basura

Do we have time?
Priest: the schools on fire we have to save the children. teacher: fuck the children! priest: you think we have time? made with mematic

Swiss National Fish
Oh god, a SHARK! We're done for! Relax! You're more likely to get killed by a COW than a shark! Oh... okay.

C++ is not easy
MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS WOW REALLY? OMG WTF IS EVEN VIDEO TOYS? THE ELVES! THIS SHIT. GAMES? SURE! C++ FOR STARECAT.COM DUMMIES

I go for option 2
Option 1 Option 2