And again
Get ready everybody, he's about to do something stupid

Hypocrisis
Bitcoin mining is bad for the environment BUT; Using African kids to mine cobalt for my product is totally cool and saves me money

True story
U don't know concentration until u have to carry this from the sink to the fridge

But it can buy food
*Money can't buy you happiness!!* Me with money:

Allways
How Dad be the whole day Dad when one of my friend comes over

Hey, Hungry
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Oh no!!!
POKÉMON It's Faramir! Boromir PekEMON

Genius
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Sam is the hero
Frodo: *has no water left* Sam: Here have some of mine. Frodo: FINISH LAST RXES-

Please no!
China reports first human case of H1ON3 bird flu WEVE HAD THE FIRST PANDEMIC, YES BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND ONE?