Rice is allways good
My phone isn't charging Did you try rice Good idea

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Richkid
Ber YOU HAVE A МАТH EXAM 76 3 OF Bernie YOUR DAD WILL GIVE YOU $300 IF YOU PASS YOUR MOM WILL Berni GIVE YOU $500 IF YOU PASS YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET $1000 IF nie YOU PASS

Nice time to be alive
My parents in their 30s This would make a lovely second home for our family to winter in. Hopefully the garage can fit both our cars, snowmobile and ski equipment. Me in my 30s I'll never financially recover from this purchase. MILK

Best retards
Isent an email to a client. Ended it by saying

What the fuck?
My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm I'm high af

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Best moment...
Getting home from a long day at work to watch someone donate a months worth of my wages to a streamer

And whats your superpower?
When you pee in the dark and use the sound of pee splashing to aim