Thanks EU!
Every fucking website
that i open be like:

Uncle Iroh is wise
Me: *gets a boner*
My Gf: ew did you just get a boner can't
you control that thing?
Me:
You do not command it, you are simply its
humble guide.

Electrolizard geso boom
Having an intense game, if she cuts
The wrong wire, I go boom

Warlords
All three are going to lie to you.
Never Ask A Woman
Her Age
A Man,
His Salary
And the British Museum,
Where they got all that
stuff

Reunification
China's Reunification Flag Proposal
Taiwanese Flag
Chinese Flag
New Flag
If you question the arrow placement you will be censored and sent to Xinjiang

Just amazing
Apple: our iphones have cutting
edge technology
Their cutting edge technology:

Maybe they didn't sleep before
morning in the movies
TF
ock
morning in real life
ONETENTM

Can I go in? No!
Jesus showing me memes from
my phone and explaining why
i cant go to heaven
JUST DO NICE

Nice job
When you're an adult, but you feel like a kid
faking their way through life

Be careful what you wish for
I HATE YOU. WISH ID
NEVER BEEN BORN.
MY STRETCH MARKS
ARE GONNE AND YOUR
HAIR IS BACK!
AND LOOK! MY WALLET
IS FULL OF MONEY!