Thanks EU!
Every fucking website that i open be like:

Uncle Iroh is wise
Me: *gets a boner* My Gf: ew did you just get a boner can't you control that thing? Me: You do not command it, you are simply its humble guide.

Electrolizard geso boom
Having an intense game, if she cuts The wrong wire, I go boom

Warlords
All three are going to lie to you. Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary And the British Museum, Where they got all that stuff

Reunification
China's Reunification Flag Proposal Taiwanese Flag Chinese Flag New Flag If you question the arrow placement you will be censored and sent to Xinjiang

Just amazing
Apple: our iphones have cutting edge technology Their cutting edge technology:

Maybe they didn't sleep before
morning in the movies TF ock morning in real life ONETENTM

Can I go in? No!
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven JUST DO NICE

Nice job
When you're an adult, but you feel like a kid faking their way through life

Be careful what you wish for
I HATE YOU. WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN. MY STRETCH MARKS ARE GONNE AND YOUR HAIR IS BACK! AND LOOK! MY WALLET IS FULL OF MONEY!