Awesome design
If Apple made electric cars

Oh boy...
TES Jesus is so nice. obc 72SET I hope nothing bad happens to him. NEW TESTAM NEW Oh, boy... STAMENT Gbc ESTAME

Well that sucks
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven

Oh right
WHY AM I HERE AGAIN? OH RIGHT. THE MURDERS quickmeme.com

Merry Christmas!
1990 Coca-ola 2020 www.cultbattles.com Pfizer ........

I hate wesps
Spiders: I bite to hurt my prey Mosquitoes: I suck their blood Bees: Suicide is badass.

Mozart the pirate!
There was a song written in the 1630s that was performed only in the Sistine Chapel. The Vatican kept the composition of the piece secret for 150 years until the 14-year- old Mozart listened to the piece two times, transcribed it from memory, and produced the first unauthorized copy of the song. Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

Keep calm satan
JESUS TOLD US TO TREAT POOR PEOPLE AS IF THEY WERE HIM.

To be honest, Jesus parties were lit
Makes party with 12 people People talking about it for 2000 years

Black Sea bum bum bum
Police, when they find out about black sea: