Fail
Don't worry Nick, it's all according to god's plan 1. Create universe 2. Fail Nick in all the exams

Would you mind?
Would you mind if I

Hope will never happen
When we're all ruled by China and memes are illegal but text isn't: ghan

Toilet paper is awesome
Me: I have 400 roles of toilet roll Her: @joeparsy

Erdogan
Turks arguing about how Turkey is the best nation on the planet from their house in Berlin

Grammarnazi
When you're getting destroyed in an argument so you correct their grammar

The eagles would die
LotR if they flown the Eagles to Mordor, so Sauron could easily catch those stupid fucks and take his LotR Ring back. odidas NEW in the first half, not gonna lie

Healthy
Buen Proue Broccoli with Broccoli cheese melted on it

Sailor moon is my favorite Disney movie
Sailor moon or something idk I never watched it

We have the worst evolution
Pokemon evolution Digimon evolution Human evolution a sad and stupid creature traped in a large univers with no idea what do next