Fail
Don't worry Nick,
it's all according
to god's plan
1. Create
universe
2. Fail Nick
in all the
exams

Would you mind?
Would you mind if I

Hope will never happen
When we're all ruled by China and
memes are illegal but text isn't:
ghan

Toilet paper is awesome
Me: I have 400 roles of toilet roll
Her:
@joeparsy

Erdogan
Turks arguing about how
Turkey is the best nation
on the planet from their
house in Berlin

Grammarnazi
When you're getting destroyed in an
argument so you correct their grammar

The eagles would die
LotR if they flown the
Eagles to Mordor, so
Sauron could easily
catch those stupid
fucks and take his
LotR
Ring back.
odidas
NEW in the first half, not gonna lie

Healthy
Buen Proue
Broccoli with
Broccoli
cheese melted on it

Sailor moon is my favorite Disney movie
Sailor moon or something idk I never
watched it

We have the worst evolution
Pokemon evolution
Digimon evolution
Human evolution
a sad and stupid
creature traped in a
large univers with no
idea what do next