Nap roulette
I like to play this game called nap roulette I take a nap and not set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it

So cheap
Wednesday 499.99$ HOLD ! Thursday 499.99$ HOLD ! Black Friday -699.99$ 499.99$ NOW!!

Feminism
Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Hillary Clinton MALE PRIVILEGE 50

Hmmm
Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls Him: What's up with my gf's hand

Meme fans too
I love democracy. REGULAR STAR WARS PERSON FANS

Know the diffrence
SOCIALISM You line up for bread CAPITALISM Bread lines up for you

Risky
Maybe l'll bite, maybe i won't. Do you want to take that risk ? BEWARE OF DOG

I love winter
But it's I'm going to bed. ONly 4:30! Sorry What? Can't hear you!

Go back to the water
My wife with a time machine: Don't marry him! He's a psycho! Okay! Me with a time machine:

Awesome
COW PROJECTOR IS IT PRACTICAL? NO. Is it awesome? Yes.