Easy life
Girls: OMG I don't know what to wear today Вoys: 2000 2002 2009 2020

He was an actor
Celebrity: *dies* Wikipedia editors:

That's why
[God creating dogs] God: you're man's best friend Dog: Pretty sexist God: No, man as in every - .fuck it. You can't talk. Dog: . God: & chocolate kills you

Truth
You weren't called

Sam is the man!
LORD OF THE RINGS BUT SAM CARRIES LORD OF THE RINGS FRODO THE ENTIRE TIME

I don't get this month thing

Would be fun
LORD OF THE RINGS BUT LEGOLAS HAS A SNIPER RIFLE LORD OF THE RINGS

Nailed it
NAILED IT MART VIRKUS @ARCADERAGE FUCK OFF

Why???
this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to go to work and pay rent

Look, a turtle!
Supervisor: Do you have any special skills? Me: Look, a turtle! GARCIA