Easy life
Girls: OMG I don't know what
to wear today
Вoys:
2000
2002
2009
2020

He was an actor
Celebrity: *dies*
Wikipedia editors:

That's why
[God creating dogs] God: you're man's
best friend
Dog: Pretty sexist
God: No, man as in every - .fuck it. You
can't talk.
Dog: .
God: & chocolate kills you

Truth
You weren't called

Sam is the man!
LORD OF THE RINGS
BUT SAM CARRIES
LORD OF THE RINGS
FRODO THE ENTIRE TIME

I don't get this month thing

Would be fun
LORD OF THE RINGS
BUT LEGOLAS
HAS A SNIPER RIFLE
LORD OF THE RINGS

Nailed it
NAILED IT
MART VIRKUS @ARCADERAGE
FUCK OFF

Why???
this asshole fish decided to walk out
of the water one day and now I have
to go to work and pay rent

Look, a turtle!
Supervisor: Do you have any special skills?
Me: Look, a turtle!
GARCIA