The best sword
Empty wrapping paper tube: *exists*
Everyone:
This is a
good sword.

Take care
My concerned friend:
Food won't fill that
void in your heart.
Me, a person of science:

Hard question
Which one is
a mechanic bull?

He is right
So basically...
BRAS ARE MEASURED IN CUPS
BECAUSE TITTIES HAVE MILK IN THEM

Yes, I do
Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift?
Guy: Yes
Me: On Instagram?
Guy; No
Tank Sinatra

TikTok is worse than cocaine
Cocaine
TikTok
-
Is addictive
Makes you dumber
-
Is used by teenagers
-
Steals your data and
sends it to the Chinese
government

Harry Potter and the PCR Test
Harry Potter and
the ČOVID-19 test

Save the spiders
When you put the spider outside
instead of killing it

ATM are awesome
ATM's be having $4 withdrawal
fees talking about

Best grade
Probably the best essay
introduction I've read in a
while
SEE
Knight 1MORE
Brandon Knight
Professor Boardman
W132
7 April 2015
Rosa Parks
Buckle your seat belts boys and girls Professor or whoever is reading this at this
spectacular time in your life because in eight short pages I am going to learn you a thing
that I only know the basics when I was in 1