The best sword
Empty wrapping paper tube: *exists* Everyone: This is a good sword.

Take care
My concerned friend: Food won't fill that void in your heart. Me, a person of science:

Hard question
Which one is a mechanic bull?

He is right
So basically... BRAS ARE MEASURED IN CUPS BECAUSE TITTIES HAVE MILK IN THEM

Yes, I do
Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift? Guy: Yes Me: On Instagram? Guy; No Tank Sinatra

TikTok is worse than cocaine
Cocaine TikTok - Is addictive Makes you dumber - Is used by teenagers - Steals your data and sends it to the Chinese government

Harry Potter and the PCR Test
Harry Potter and the ČOVID-19 test

Save the spiders
When you put the spider outside instead of killing it

ATM are awesome
ATM's be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about

Best grade
Probably the best essay introduction I've read in a while SEE Knight 1MORE Brandon Knight Professor Boardman W132 7 April 2015 Rosa Parks Buckle your seat belts boys and girls Professor or whoever is reading this at this spectacular time in your life because in eight short pages I am going to learn you a thing that I only know the basics when I was in 1