Home office
Government: Everybody needs to work at home Archeologists:

Outstanding move
When you're in court for murder but the victim tests positive for COVID at the autopsy...

That's true
Your chances of getting killed by a Cow are low, but never zero

Too lazy
How lazy are you? Me: 8:18 IDSNIM Daniel- Accent Tahle 4wintrint n Svene A fop TAI d'pooin Mesila c aGAtu de RY

yes yes
some people see problems, others see Solutions.. FBI NSA

robert
Liptor Robert has died ROBERT

Epic win!
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.

Smart
when you finish an exam early because you know literally nothing

Hold the Line!
Please hold the line sir

Annoying
Me: *trying to sleep* the 2 mosquitos the won't leave me alone: KObviously, thisis notactually happening