Hold on
WHEN SHE TOLD YOU TO EAT HER PUSSY
AND NOW SHE'S CRYING ABOUT HER DEAD CAT
Hold on.
This whole operation was your 'idea.

Wtf???
Do you think Tarzan was really a virgin
before he met Jane or was he clapping
gorilla cheeks.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just
sat down!
BL3

Dabk memes are love
When she wants to be
comforted but you're trying
to look at some dank memes

Saver than vaccines
Doctors practicing coronavirus treatment in
North Korea

But soon!
Son: am I adopted?
Dad: not yet, we still haven't found
anyone who wants you

Card is ok
You wanna box
for those, Sir?
Soy
Jerky
Nah, I hate violence.
Is it cool if I just
pay with my card?

Can happen
Learning the sign language
86

Dancingqueen
[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through
downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: l'll try but i'm not much of a dancer

That's hard
She: Break up hurts the most
Me:
MENSXP.COM
Punjab Candidate Cries After Getting Only 5 Votes, Says
There Are 9 Members In His Own Family

Who did it?
after all... why not?
why shouldn't I wear
it like a moustache?