Hold on
WHEN SHE TOLD YOU TO EAT HER PUSSY AND NOW SHE'S CRYING ABOUT HER DEAD CAT Hold on. This whole operation was your 'idea.

Wtf???
Do you think Tarzan was really a virgin before he met Jane or was he clapping gorilla cheeks. Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down! BL3

Dabk memes are love
When she wants to be comforted but you're trying to look at some dank memes

Saver than vaccines
Doctors practicing coronavirus treatment in North Korea

But soon!
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you

Card is ok
You wanna box for those, Sir? Soy Jerky Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?

Can happen
Learning the sign language 86

Dancingqueen
[First day as a cop] Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown Dispatch: Copy that Me: l'll try but i'm not much of a dancer

That's hard
She: Break up hurts the most Me: MENSXP.COM Punjab Candidate Cries After Getting Only 5 Votes, Says There Are 9 Members In His Own Family

Who did it?
after all... why not? why shouldn't I wear it like a moustache?