Classic
when you're trying to fall asleep and you remember something stupid you did 5 years ago

Forbidden plant
Caveman: *Eat a random plant...* *dies* Another Caveman: ...

True
2012 8 GB RAM 2021 8 GB RAM

I am a pirate
Friend: You have Netflix, right? Me: No Friend: Then how do you watch stuff? Me: l'm a pirate.

Think of it
If your girl.. .can help you lift heavy things .is easily turned on and easy to handle .and admired by all boys Then that's not your girl. That's a CAT Diesel Forklift DP30N

Good question
If poison expires, would it be more poisonous or less poisonous? I want to sleep

Nice space

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
*when my mum asks me to download a movie for her* avaforwalshy24

Healthy
INCORRECT CORRECT INCORRECT МE:

Pikapika
Pikachu seems interested in your mom.