Classic
when you're trying to fall asleep and you
remember something stupid you did 5
years ago

Forbidden plant
Caveman: *Eat a random plant...*
*dies*
Another Caveman: ...

True
2012
8 GB RAM
2021
8 GB RAM

I am a pirate
Friend: You have Netflix, right?
Me: No
Friend: Then how do you watch stuff?
Me:
l'm a pirate.

Think of it
If your girl..
.can help you lift
heavy things
.is easily turned on
and easy to handle
.and admired
by all boys
Then that's not your girl.
That's a CAT Diesel Forklift
DP30N

Good question
If poison expires,
would it be more
poisonous or less
poisonous?
I want
to sleep

Nice space

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
*when my mum asks me to download a
movie for her*
avaforwalshy24

Healthy
INCORRECT
CORRECT
INCORRECT
МE:

Pikapika
Pikachu seems interested in
your mom.