Nobody says what I should lick
If the Black Plague happened in 2020 Doctors: hey stay away from rats and stuff People in the US:

Jungle
Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave. Me: The wilderness must be explored!

Happy
When someone steals your car but now the body in the trunk is their problem:

Let's hangout
Nurse: So. do you drink, smoke, or use any narcotics? Patient: Yeah, I'm down for whatever. We should hang out sometime. @TheMensRoom1

Adios
Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker's mom died drgraylang Loss of Loved One ADIOS! Loss of Leved One what the fuck is wrong with you?

He allways knew
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I knew it! Barack Obama manipulating the votes in favor of Joe Biden, 2020 (colorized) SHS RETWEETS LIKES 5,239 23,235 7:17 PM - 15 Nov 2020

No war
Brazilians: America is the entire continent, not just the United States Iran: death to America! Brazilians: CO THIS IS AMERICA

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Lmao who is responsible for this fuckery 399 5.99 Green and salty. Just like my nuts. Wond GENCH ACS ISTACHIOS PISTACHIOS STACHIOS STACHIG SOIHDA SOHO STACHO

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THE TWO STATES OF EVERY PROGRAMMER I AM A GOD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.