Nobody says what I should lick
If the Black Plague happened in 2020
Doctors: hey stay away from rats and stuff
People in the US:

Jungle
Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave.
Me:
The wilderness must be explored!

Happy
When someone steals your car
but now the body in the trunk
is their problem:

Let's hangout
Nurse: So. do you drink,
smoke, or use any narcotics?
Patient: Yeah, I'm down for whatever.
We should hang out sometime.
@TheMensRoom1

Adios
Can you grab a card on the way
home? My coworker's mom
died
drgraylang
Loss of Loved One
ADIOS!
Loss of Leved One
what the fuck is wrong with
you?

He allways knew
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I knew it!
Barack Obama manipulating the votes in
favor of Joe Biden, 2020 (colorized)
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No war
Brazilians: America is the entire
continent, not just the United States
Iran: death to America!
Brazilians:
CO
THIS IS AMERICA

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Lmao who is responsible for this fuckery
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I AM A GOD.
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.