Looks like
- It looks like you're pregnant - I'm pregnant?! - No, but it looks like you are...

La coste for poors
She: I like people who wear branded clothes. Me: @thegdanpao

Again?
| need Say no more! some Poke- eggs, but I have no female - POKE- Nursery DITTO!!! .. again? O @madebytio

Keep calm
American soldier: *sneezes* Trees in jungle: Chúa phù hộ bạn! American soldier. Cun

Correct
Add: Your probably gonna skip this add Me: CORRECT

I have a good feeling
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY WIFE AND KIDS AGAIN. OH, LARRY... YOU HAVE TO FACE IT, THEY'RE GONNA KILL US. NO, JANET. TIANIE I HAVE A FEELING THEY WON'T. War and Peas

Hard question
WHO WOULD WIN? A master's degree in marketing and advertising One flappy boi

Don't
Don't put Christmas lights on your palm trees.

This doesnt work
When you opened your math exam paper and the asian kid next to you silently says

You can't see me
It's my first time with a blind man Shit ! My husband's home. Quick hide under the bed! You'll enjoy it babe You're home early honey Cotutuntla