True story
Night cold vs Morning cold 80

Bad luck
Sometimes a simple kiss can change ur life Coronavirus

My cock, not yours
Internet: Local MILFS want your COCK Me with my best friend Larry

Just try
When you've been plugging the HDMI cable without looking at back of your monitor Monitor: wanna try the other hole

Escalate quickly
How boys tell How girls tell a story a story How I tell Stories How germans tell a story

Wow
Messages Dad Hey son, can you come help me rape these leaves? Oh myl Sorry, autocorrect

Just crazy
Murderers Psychopaths people who listen to Christmas music in early November

ADHD
The kid with ADHD after 4 seconds of studying I've seen enough. I'm satisfied.

The end
7 year old me switching on the car light for one second My dad:

Know the diffrence
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