The Hobbit
KIM KARDASHIAN THE KANYE WEST HOBBI RELENTLESS QUEST FOR FAME, galleryoftheabsurd.com c

Yes he is a good boy
Apartment Amenities Pet Policy Dogs Allowed • $300 Fee • 50 lb Weight Limit • 1 Pet Limit Pet Interview Required Are you a good boy?

Both
God: Build a big fucking boat Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for fucking. God: *pauses* God: Both

It does exist
The perfect sandwich shop doesn' exis- Sandwich hub

Triggered
Everything in Python is an Object woman = 'karen' ATH

Praise the lord
Car stopped by police A problem, officer? DO Pouce What's that bottle It's just water, officer But this is wine, sir Praise the lord & his miracles

KFC
Me after giving a black guy directions to the nearest KFC and he says thanks homie BIG OUNCE Professional Street Nigga

Walmart parking lot
Visual of Walmart parking lot

Ah damn
So, Is the stereotype true? Damn right

Extra small
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