So high
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He is clean
when an indian goes on a walk with his dog

Big cars
Woman: *is born with small boobs* Scientists: silicone Man: *is born with small dick* Scientists:

Wrong match
wearing matching outfits with your best friend.

Oh well

You will meet someone important in the next year
Horoscope: you deserve to breathe Girls: oh..my..god...that's so true..

There are reasons
Girls Isn't it strange how we live longer than men? Yeah it's weird Вoys Bring it on motherfucker Come at me bitch

The real question
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This is why it is so cheap
Actual pic of the shipping department for Wish

Gandalf is a good guy
Inormally don't pick up hitchhikers, but this guy is an exception thebiessedore