Be careful about oil
2) cover yourself in oil
Oil floats on water

Ants are the winners
Girl: I only date 6 feet guys
Me with
only 2
feet
Ants

Noice
Genie I come from a
Kingdom of starving,
orphaned and homeless
*sigh*
Here we go again...
children.
SoI want
you to help me trick
a Princess in to
banging me
Noice!

Not again
The reason Latin is a dead language is
because they kept accidentally
summoning demons during regular
conversations.
damnit
not again

Lizard people
What

Witch
when you're a woman living
in the 1600s and you
accidentally do math
The townsfolk:

Hard question
I can't decide what is weaker:
Your acting, or your icloud password...0
RADIO
PLAYGROUND
INSULTS

Tasty

Forgive me father
tinder
Grindr
kinder.

So annoying
when you're fixing the bed
sheet but it keeps getting
loose from the other side