Be careful about oil
2) cover yourself in oil Oil floats on water

Ants are the winners
Girl: I only date 6 feet guys Me with only 2 feet Ants

Noice
Genie I come from a Kingdom of starving, orphaned and homeless *sigh* Here we go again... children. SoI want you to help me trick a Princess in to banging me Noice!

Not again
The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations. damnit not again

Lizard people
What

Witch
when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk:

Hard question
I can't decide what is weaker: Your acting, or your icloud password...0 RADIO PLAYGROUND INSULTS

Tasty

Forgive me father
tinder Grindr kinder.

So annoying
when you're fixing the bed sheet but it keeps getting loose from the other side