Allways
*Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

Keratea
CELEBRITY LOOKALIKE You look 96% like BRUCE LEE Keratea

Thanks goes to the USA!
The Covid Bat getting the golden skin after 1,000,000 kills

Be honest

He did it!
EN'S, Feminists United 279K people like this ARE HU Cause 14:01 Can I speak to the man in charge? @od you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it RIGHTS

Fair enough
Dr.

I am sorry
Sorry about your wait That's ok, i've always been fat

Communism
Communists when they realise that the 'C' in Communism is capitalized:

Facts don't matter
FAGTS DON'T MATTER! JOEDATOR

Sam is the hero
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