High Score
Teacher : You got 32 out of 100 in the test... Everyone: *laughs* Teacher : And that is the highest score in the class! Me:

The pizza
The pizza

Fact!
They say iPhone is better than Android but i've never seen an iPhone save the universe MIR

I do it still today
Me: Don't touch that. Toddler: Karma

Why should Jesus likes crosses?
The fuak they worshipping arosses for What part of my story makes them think O like crosses?

I need more money for that
When you and your favorite co-worker can see everything falling apart at work but you don't get paid enough to actually do anything about it..

Life hack
Got No Friends & Feeling Lonely? Pay Someone To Attack A Stranger. Then Rescue Them. Now You're Their Hero. #Friends4eva @Zootghost

Turn it!
Women with a time machine I am your granddaughter Men with a time machine Really? 1619 Turn that fOking slave ship around. You have no idea what you are bringing here.

This is fact
Left handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time than people with no hands.

Helth
when you have drank enough alcohol throughout the night that you start to have clear pee helth