High Score
Teacher : You got 32 out of 100 in
the test...
Everyone: *laughs*
Teacher : And that is the highest
score in the class!
Me:

The pizza
The pizza

Fact!
They say iPhone is better than
Android but i've never seen an
iPhone save the universe
MIR

I do it still today
Me: Don't touch that.
Toddler:
Karma

Why should Jesus likes crosses?
The fuak they worshipping arosses for
What part of my
story makes them
think O like crosses?

I need more money for that
When you and your favorite co-worker
can see everything falling apart at work
but you don't get paid enough to actually
do anything about it..

Life hack
Got No Friends & Feeling Lonely?
Pay Someone To Attack A Stranger.
Then Rescue Them.
Now You're Their Hero.
#Friends4eva
@Zootghost

Turn it!
Women with a time machine
I am your
granddaughter
Men with a time machine
Really?
1619
Turn that fOking slave ship around. You
have no idea what you are bringing here.

This is fact
Left handed people have a higher
chance of finishing their exam on
time than people with no hands.

Helth
when you have drank
enough alcohol throughout
the night that you start
to have clear pee
helth