Rich kids
I HATE IT WHEN HOMELESS PEOPLE SHAKE THEIR CHANGE CUP AT ME I GET IT, YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN ME. NO NEED TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT.

Holy Shit
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I was lying
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS TOO MUCH I was lying by the way I'm fine

Reversed Tinder
LinkedIn is basically a reversed Tinder Hot girls write to nerd guys and they didn't reply imgflip.com

Doggy
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Sleep servers
What if when we can't sleep it's because the sleep servers are full and spots only open when other people wake up ry-Me Step Syetl

Sniper
TOKYO 2020 Bring her down, Legolas!

Thanks to Naruto
When your girl leaves you but naruto promises to bring her back to the village !

Work smart
If she's single it's 1v20 If she's taken it's 1v1 Work smarter not harder

Not spicy at all
Me: I don't like spicy food Friend: Try it, it's not too spicy Me: