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That feeling
Being called

Huawei
When you send a good joke from your Huawei phone STARECAT.COM

Ohhhh
When you tell a funny joke and nobody laughs so you tell it again and someone tells you to shut the fuck up

AI is so strong
Al according to the news: Al in real life: 百科事典 Is this a pigeon?

People want chocolate
Me after I bite on a raisin cookie thinking it's a chocolate chip

Panik!
You've been bitten by a vampire Panik You're immortal now Kalm You can't eat garlic bread Panik

It wont't
Covid test site technician: This swab might cause a gag reflex. Your mom It won't.

Very gently
Me: Very gently pushes shower handle 0.02 cm to the left The shower: I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor!

Nice!
SHA /DES BY DES / IG N Shades • Blinds • Shutters • Drapery SHADES BY DESIGN SHA. OH SHIT, NICE