Wife is sus
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Who else?
When the barber is cutting your hair shorter than you want but you're too shy to complain so you just sit there like

Cheetos
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Too late
You're late again! What happened this time? Sir, you won't believe it. No fucking way

Would buy it
Nobody: Wish: $1

Right to jail
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Stay clean
Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol.

Debts and Taxes
my life sucks! I have nothing to live for.. but you doooó Who said that? debt

Shit happens
When you dedicated your whole life to building the pyramids but aliens get the credit

Best movie
When you broke into a house to rob but the owners are watching Lorò of the rings