Oh shit
When you drove your pie to school and put your kids in the oven reomstime

Just a typo
A well formulated and researched argument in an online discussion a typo

Enjenir
When you repair something just enough so the next person using it, breaks it enjenir

Buld fast!
When the Lego box says 1-4 years but you finish it in 3 days: Buld

The very very strongest
Baby Jesus is gonna have some sick abs this year

Same Same
Sea Turtles Lesbians KAMMorty Foreer Choking on plastic

Cat's are asholes
ME: There's still food in your bowl, you should finish it first. МY CAT: No, I don't think I will

Almost dead
When i feel a random pain in my chest Me : My time has come.

Hollywood
Americans in movies Americans in real life

Tasty
8 y/o me drinking water from inside the raspberries I just washed: