Try and error
First guy to eat a poisonous berry: *dies* The guy who was with him:

He is right
Crikey, mate stop looking at her Sheila not worth your time look into my eyes @humanity.gone26 Norks are temporary But your love forwildlife will last forever

Life hack
I'm making an omelette! FLIPS OMELETTE I'm making scrambled eggs!

Smart move
Watermark your nudes with the name of the person you're sending it to. So if they leak, you know who the culprit is

Keep calm USA
Asians: Math is easy. Europeans: Math is hard. Americans: VEOX NEWS IS MATH RACIST? Watters' World ahannel ADVISERS

Smart
JEFF BEZOZ: GO BUY ME A COKE AND BUY SOMETHING FOR FOR YOURSELF TOO. @decelerateyourlife ME: Coca-Cola

Oh shit
Me about to shower Brain If you forgot, then it wasn't important. I think I forgot something. 5. Me The Towel Yeah, you're right.

Shrek is hot
14- years old girls:

So strong
Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch

Shit happens
When you show up to the club in the same dress as your dad.