I hated the feeling
*Enters into the wrong class* Teacher and students:

Order for two
My french fries My GF who said she isn't hungry Me Ме EAEAL

Life Hack
Don't have money for botox? U can use sausage instead

Make a wish foundation...
My doctor : Don't worry, it's nothing serious. My hospital room the very next day : PF

Accurate
When you're in a group project and pretent that you're helping EMANN

Oh well
Alright gang, let's see who really killed Jeffrey Eipstein!

Dad Tax
When your dad bought you candy and now he wants his

I thought this was america
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So nice
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Hard times
AFTER H OGWARTS, TIMES WERE TOUGH FOR DRACO MALFOY.