Both for sure
If two prostitutes have sex, who pays? Huh? Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask.

Crackheads
Crackheads watching you pay with cash after you just told them you didnt have any money

Bevers or something
Sell Montana to Canada for $1 Trillion to Erase National Debt 1 has signed. Let's get to 100! Christian Moms Agaisnt Public Education started this petition to Everyone Montana is literally useless just tell Canada that it has bevers or something.

Wow this is smart
Hello bro, you good at math right? Hi, Yes l'm! good, if I cut a cake into 3 pieces, each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece, right? correct Ok if we multiply 3 by 0.333 we get 0.999 so what happened to 0.001? you will find it on the knife ohhh...thanks

Nice to see
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War!!!
Due to travel restrictions, USA had to invade itself this year. BOAGORR huE TRUMP 200- TRUMP 202 TRU 2020

Crazy
So you find it difficult to concentrate at work ? Imagine this guy's situation !!

Great success
A BRIEF HISTORY OF JAPAN 000

Why????
When your body naturally wakes you up at 8am on a weekend Why

It is illegal
Someone broke into my house with a gun! Ma'am that's not possible. It's illegal