Facts!
Although the U.S. may have a new president... this does not change the fact that there are 48 million kangaroos in Australia and 3,457,380 inhabitants in Uruguay. So, if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

Is this how religion works?
Do you see that man over there Timmy? Yes Jesus, I see him. That's the man that murdered you and your family while you were sleeping. He repented and asked for forgiveness. Now's he's here in paradise, with us. Go say hello.

Can happen
When you accidentally Summon The Winged Dragon Of Ra by trying to pronounce the name of an IKEA furniture IKEA IKEA Chaosalant Momes

What does BC mean?
Girls with a time machine I am your grandaughter Really? XX Boys with a time machine A group of senators led by Brutus and Cassius are planning to assassinate you on 15 March 44BC What does BC mean? CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

That's dark
AZKABAN

Police
When the doctor says you're in cardiac arrest but you don't kno what that means DAIIYNEWS NEWS BITES WSVN

Jesus is King
C+ Please don't drink alcohol Just don't consume too much of it MY BLOOD IS FUCKING WINE

Dirty dancing
Let's dance? Me? NO THE BENCH DUMB BITCH.

Blow my mind
BLOW MY MIND HMMM... if we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0% @thought

He is right
Teacher: Use the word dandelion In a sentence Jamaicans: De cheetah is faster Dan de lion Class: