Linux users in a nutshell
Linux community normally : Linux community when someone says Windows is better : W.A.P. WEAPONIZED ASSAULT PENGUINS

Biden vs Trump
Me from Yemen waiting to see which candidate is gonna win and bomb us

So deep
Babe, Can I ask you a question? Sure sweetheart what is it ? feprawtismart @Dr Why are you with me ? ..because I love you jedraw_tism I know.. but this is the ladies toilet and I'm trying to have a shit.

Disney plus
What Disney thinks I'm paying $69 a year for: DiSNEyt What I'm actually paying them $69 a year for: MANDALORIAN+ AND CLONE WARS

Nobody cares
A picture of earth before and after your opinion

Equality!
Girl: *Slaps me* “You wouldn't hit a girl

Apple is overpriced
02 November 2020 XIAOMI launches iPhone 12 compatible 20w fast charger for $6 וח

Nice tank bro
porsche 9:41 AM I have a customer support question Do you guys still make these

Why?
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!