Programmers can only use google
Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:

South Park is just awesome
South Park S23E02: *mocks Hollywood for shaping content to please Chinese government* Chinese government: *bans south park in China* South Park, S23E03: Fuck the Chinese Government MUCH

There is no better triology
Let's watch Lord of the Rings. Extended. THE GEEK STRIKES BACK

My favorite Boiler Room
Boiler Room North Korea is lit...

Whataboutism at it finest
IM THE DUNBEST MAN ALIVE I use the argument

Excel sucks
The Whole World's Economic Systems Excel

Run fast!
When you see people coming to your work for job interviews

Dad loves the cat
Dad: *doesn't want cat* Family: *gets cat anyway* Dad & Cat: Dis

Once a year!
Earth: *Makes a complete rotation around the Sun* Humans:

Let's whitewash this movie
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