Magic!
I cannot move against Grindelwald. Why can't you go? POTTERSCENES But why?! BECAUSE THEY FIRED HIM!! See, like that, POOF, and he's gone. Oh, come on!

I hate when this happens!
When you wake up a minute before your alarm goes off

Youtube at 3AM
Me: Alright, time to sleep for school Youtube: What if you fell through the Earth Me: well well well then lets find out

Glad they had PCR Tests
Saint George testing the Dragon for Covid-19. o aio

How do you like it?
Him:

Alabama Style
Imonth ago My boyfriend has the same name as my brother so when we fu*k and i scream his name i remember my boy friend. It 172 日 29 29 replies Wait a minute

And this is a fact!
You're not scared of being alonę in the dark You're scared of not being alone in the dark

A true gentleman
When she sees my level of respect for women Oh my god, I think this is | the biggest I've ever seer

Well, reading is important
OH MY GOD GOT THE MAN YOU WAS LOOKIN' FER WHY IS HE DEAD YEAH I YER SIGN SAID YOU WANTED HIM D- FUCKIN FOUND HIM LIKE THIS ANTED DAD- AL VE ZACH - ExtRA FABULQUS

Old man
25 year old me: When I get old, I won't become one of those cranky old bastards who hates the youth *Teens dancing and doing cringy lip synchs on TikTok Me: *Angry old man noices