The ocean loves you
LITTLE BILLY LOVED
THE OCEAN
BUT ONE DAY THE
OCEAN LEFT...
BILLY CRIED, THINKING
THE OCEAN DIDN'T
LOVE HIM BACK
BOY WAS HE WRONG
@RAPHCOMICFJODO THANKS TO MARTIN!

Im glad i can watch 2 ads now
Oh yes, lovely - YouTube ads
And look!
More YouTube ads.

Double standards
Caller:

How?
how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real
like what's more believable a horse with a
horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40
foot neck

Plot twist
REMEMBER, BE
CAREFUL WHAT YOU
WISH FOR
I WISH FOR
A UNICORN!
YOU DIDN'T SAY IT
HAD TO BE ALIVE!
NO, THIS
IS PERFECT

Sleep well
My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed
bugs bite
Me after accidentally sleeping loose:

Pro tip
When the wife sends me to the store to get
cucumbers, I grab vaseline as well. Cant let
people think Im vegan.

Dove
Dove chocolate
tastes way better
than their soap

It runs
When someone asks a
mac user about spec's
It seems to run
on some form of electricity.
EF

Science Bitch!
Thanks to advancements in technology,
this young deer is now able to walk again .