Dangerous
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: You got protection? Me: W-why, what's up there?

Oil is love
There's oil in heaven US army:

Wtf
My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm I'm high af

Looks like her
Nobody: Billie Eilish:

Bigest lie of my life

Nothing is more important
bae: come over me: i cant, i am watching the lord of the rings bae: my parents aren't home me:

I stay inside since 2013
Me seeing 0 message notifications because l've isolated myself and ruined my relationships CLASSICAL ART MEMES Cacebook.com/classiealartinemes

It is simple
Why do men love winter?! It's very simple. #FRAISETAGADA I'm listening. Reason #1 Reason #2 FRAISETAGADA #FRAISETAGADA

Trust me, I am a good driver
Me driving at 85 mph vs. being a passenger riding at 85 mph

Stonks!
Take out a billion dollar loan at the bank, buy the bank, and don't pay it back because it's your bank ULTRA MEGA stonks