Dangerous
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: You got protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?

Oil is love
There's oil in heaven
US army:

Wtf
My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk
and tried to cook spam in his dorm
I'm high af

Looks like her
Nobody:
Billie Eilish:

Bigest lie of my life

Nothing is more important
bae: come over
me: i cant, i am watching
the lord of the rings
bae: my parents aren't home
me:

I stay inside since 2013
Me seeing 0 message notifications
because l've isolated myself and
ruined my relationships
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
Cacebook.com/classiealartinemes

It is simple
Why do men
love winter?!
It's very
simple.
#FRAISETAGADA
I'm listening.
Reason #1
Reason #2
FRAISETAGADA
#FRAISETAGADA

Trust me, I am a good driver
Me driving at 85 mph vs. being a
passenger riding at 85 mph

Stonks!
Take out a billion dollar loan at the bank,
buy the bank, and don't pay it back
because it's your bank
ULTRA MEGA
stonks