Kalm
Your watching Porn Kalm You accidentally press

Only for me
When you with the squad and she sends you nudes

Classic
*telling a story to gf* her: you never told me that before me: i thought i did? her: must've been your other girlfriend

Never ending story
Not being able to sleep because l'm using my phone Me Using my phone at night because I can't sleep

Makes sense
Purchase Spotify Premium Why? So you can listen to your favorite music without ads What ads? Ads of Spotify Premium, mostly

USA! USA! USA!
LISA! I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country.

iPhone Party
PEOPLE COMPLAINING FOR THE PANDEMIC TO END SO THEY COULD GO BACK OUTSIDE WHAT THEY USED TO DO OUTSIDE

Scary
How we how people think serial actually look killers look like like

Please stop
This is when you start praying like

Fat Harry
Anything off the tr- oh shit, it's you again. We'll take the lot. Chrm